“DAMN IT DAAAAAVE!” This is what we assume Kanye said when he heard the news. What news?! It’s been reported that due to an accident which caused major damage to an integral set item of the YEEZUS tour, the tour has been pUt on hold for some time according to MTV. So now the newly engaged rapper and dad wilL have somE time to work on these things.
1. Come up with the next Leather Joggers.
You’ll remember Kanye mentioned in his now infamous BBC interview that he brought the idea, 6yrs ago to Fendi but it was rejected now everyone is schwagging in leather joggers. Kanye now can go to the DONDA lab to come up with the next good good.
I’m the Number One inspirational person in fashion.”
2. Plan his perfect wedding, duh!
You thought I Dream of Nene was over the top? Think Lauren Santo Domingo’s wedding was BEYOND? yea wait til you see Kanye’s.
Reports have swirled about how detailed and involved he was in the ring making process with jewelry designer Lorraine Schwartz of the 15carat he gave Kim Kardashian. Now he will have time to make the wedding of his dreams possible. Colin Cowie? Mindy Weiss? Preston Bailey? yea right Kanye West designed this extravaganza. Cake by Sylvia Weinstock? Nope sorry, ‘ye made that sh!t and let’s not get started on his wedding attire and her dress. We hope it’s not a Met Gala resurgence, you know a one of a kind from Ricky aka Riccardo Tisci. FIGHTER. JETS people thats all this is about, 2 words: FIGHTER. JETS
3. Listen, track for track to College Dropout/Graduation again and bring that GOOD music back.
Not to sound like a nag or oldtimer but can we please get the old Kanye(musically) back. Yes we get it, you are not the struggling rapper you once were. You are besties with Ricardo Tisci, your home is draped in pop art and Murakami, your girl can IG a butt selfie and sh!t, we get it; but can we go back to that era of GOOD music? This new stuff’s a bit well, different. Different is good but weird different takes some time getting used to. We want that feel good music. Shit you can relate to music. Music you can work out and not feel like you are about to go in a convulsing attack.
4. Getting Kim on the cover of Vogue.
“There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. She’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday. And collectively, we’re the most influential with clothing. She’s already on the cover of CR Fashion book but he’s besties with Carinne, Anna on the other hand? Well if Met Ball debacle was any indication? Girl G.O.O.D luck
5. Teach North Mandarin
He may not be able to speak it but damn it if Kanye will not make sure his daughter can say, “I’ll have the mink and make that supa dope.”
