In 2016, I can’t seem to figure out for the life of me why guys still feel the need to wear square toe shoes. The only logical reasoning for still wearing square toe shoes are: 1) you were time traveling and just got back. 2) your entire residence went up in flames and the only thing that survived were your square toe shoes 3) You need a fashion guidance counselor. If you fall under reason 3, come in closer for a hug because you’ve probably been curved one too many times at the sight of your shoes.
No matter the reason, we are here to tell you there’s plethora of shoe options that will take you from ew to zaddy. The traits of a decrepit square toe shoes: bad leather, you can map a 90 degree angle on the front and it looks like a platypus’ mouth. Below are 10 alternatives to the square toe shoes and please get them asap.
Suit supply Brown double monk strap| Buy Here
Zara Men’s leather ankle boot| Buy Here
Grenson Sid brogues | Buy Here
ESQ Winston Ballistic boot| Buy Here
Calvin Klein Clarke Mid’ Chelsea Boot| Buy Here
Topman Faux Suede Loafers| Buy Here
Zara Fringed leather shoes | Buy Here
BOTTEGA VENETA Panelled suede chelsea boots| Buy Here
Kenneth Cole Moc Toe Oxfords| Buy Here
GUCCI Leather loafers| Buy Here
Believe me, people love their squares. Goes well with tennis socks!
Otherwise great picks.